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Cthulhu-Lykes-Muffinz · Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:35 pm Post subject: DA ADVENTURES OF BOB.

Welcome to da adventures of Bob!
we each get to write a chapter!

Chapter 1
Bob: I like pie
Random fat guy: PIE?????
Bob: I like-
Random fat guy: PIE?????
Bob: Shut up you darn fata-
Random fat guy: PIE?????

END OF CHAPTER ONE OF BOBS SAD LIFE
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Bobbius · Shoggoth Joined: 03 Feb 2009 Posts: 15

Actually, here's a tale concerning sir bobius;

There once was a brave knight, Sir Bobbius. He lived in England at the time, although he didn’t do anything in the manner of slaying dragons or anything. He just fought the “enemy” which, in reality, were chicken salesman trying to make a living by sending their chickens to a sect in the Ottoman Empire where they were trained to become assassins. Unfortunately, the King and Queen suspected this was yet another conspiracy to kill their jester (many attempts had been done before), and they sent their knights out to slay the chicken farmers. This is, of course, where Bobbius came in.
“Ah, you’re a chicken farmer, you say?” Bobbius greeted the peasant gruffly.
“I-I um, well, I harvest their eggs and, um, give them to the townspeople for a discount. Everything is, er, well, expensive, in England I try to , er, well help a litt-“ The peasant was cut off.
“ARE YOU A CHICKEN FARMER.” Bobbius belloweed~~`
“That is, er, if ye may, um, I guess you could s-say that.” The peasant seemed intimidated.
“Aha! Ye be an enemy of the monarchy of England!!” The knight unsheathed his sword.
“Argh, NO! NOT MY CHICKENS NO! Please sir no one will take care of poor Hewbert, who is sick right now! The yokes are as brown as the dirt ye be standin on.” The peasant pleaded to him. Bobbius looked down at the dirt, just to make sure it was brown.
“Hmmm..” Bobbius thought for a few moments, “I think I might have to kill ye just for your GENEROSITY muahaha!” He aimed his sword at the peasants head.
“Ahhhh! No please sir I beg of you., I am not that nice of a person!” The peasant cowered in fear.
“So, you’re not a nice person?! An evil person, then! Evil enough to kill the Queen and King! Off with your head!” Sir Bobbius swung his mighty sword, chopping off the shrieking peasants head. “Well, now the dirt’s red, and not brown, thus the chicken must be cured of his disease.” The knight said satisfactorily.
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Cthulhu-Lykes-Muffinz · Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:29 am Post subject:

i dun CARE!
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Bobbius · Shoggoth Joined: 03 Feb 2009 Posts: 15

OMG :'(
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Cthulhu-Lykes-Muffinz · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:12 pm Post subject:

BOB IS COOLER DAN BOBBIUS!
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Cat Feral · Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:36 am Post subject:

What kind of pie was it?

Okay, Chapter Two of "The Adventures of Bob":

In our last thrilling chapter...

Yronimos · Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 1:29 am Post subject:

What nobody realized is this: the Random Fat Guy was actually all that remained of the legendary Mayonnaise the Magician, escape artist, illusionist, and prestidigitator extraordinairre, following a tragic accident involving a vat of Krazy Glue, the magical Spreadsheet of Abbon-Thoth, a blackmail note from the Russian Mob, and a shuddersome and mind-blasting artifact that had come into his possession via means that were mysterious even to Mayonnaise.

That hideous artifact turned out to be...
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cosmicwoman · Shoggoth Joined: 10 Dec 2009 Posts: 4

I agree with your answer ... but it is not the solution friend! anyone else?
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